Goodbye is a very sad word, it should be changed to badbye or sadbye.

My beloved niece told me I do not get bored, it's just that am too classy to tell people they are boring. I try to focus on interesting things instead.

Death has zero chills, no respect for life.

When you put the upper half of a Bic pen in sunlight and lower part in a shade, a blazing ring of light forms at the tube base.

Reply greetings, not insults!

The Technical Drawing teacher told me that you cannot start climbing a tree from the stem. But what if you use a ladder or pulley lift?

In 2011 when my cousin's son asked me if I had pension funds stacked up for old age, I smoked marijuana to find peace in my mind.

Think like a CPU, act like a display!

The only pets I have ever fancied were Cotton, a white 90s cat poisoned by neighbours and Tyger, a 2010s dog who died from a weird disease. Simba, a 2000s dog said to be half-lion bit my fingers but I did not hate it. When it died, I felt sad.

Always greet people! If they do not respond because of attitude, then greet the next person!