New friends are like new juice; old friends are like old wine.

I have a weird theory that on very long journeys, it is harder to die in a bus with many people than a smaller car because of the collective prayers for safety.

Watching a movie where the antagonist has the same name as a family member is quite nervy.

I have never come across a contemporary prophet who got all his predictions right.

When men cheat, it's polygamy; when women cheat, it's prostitution.

Getting dumped is a free oneway ticket to a new love.

You do not have to tell me "Good morning" every morning!

It's ironic that some countries banned face veils for Muslim women but now require them to wear face masks.

Wearing a shirt, suit and tie made in Europe does not make an African a European.

What kind of GOD gives HIS worshipper a stone when he asks for bread? A generous GOD, because the stone might be worth many loaves of bread.