She asked me to get for her raw mangoes and I was attacked by about five wasps while on a mango tree.

I prefer fortune to fame.

Do women expose their boobs to please men; how come men do not expose their balls?

Things that are truly funny make you laugh by force.

Dreams come true when you wake yourself up.

Rejection is permission to find another lover.

Between flu, typhoid and malaria, I would rather suffer the latter fever and rest it out.

If you have a problem, then just look up oneway to Heaven!

Love those who love you, kiss those who kiss you, cherish those who cherish you, amuse those who amuse you, please those who please you!

She told me she likes me because I treat her better than other people, so I kissed her twice and she smiled.