She is my peace; I woke up with her left hand resting on my chest.

Blue light is wonderful!

Honey is not the Sweetest Thing on Earth. How about sugar, molasses, Arabian dates or romantic love?

Why should I join Instagram? So that I can like my own posts?

I prefer Facebook to WhatsApp but somehow fancy connecting with people using their mobile phone numbers more than names as if there is a big difference.

Facebook is so powerful that it forced a Ugandan MP to suggest a tax for its use, how funny! It's just a website, for crying out loud. The only good thing about OTT is that it blocks WhatsApp from chopping your data unknowingly.

If we knew how long we are going to live, then we would plan our lives better.

For 1st and 2nd term, I would play more than read. Then when it came to 3rd term, I would read more than play so that I get promoted to the next class.

My cousin told me that as a toddler, I would pack the dry, round rabbit droppings in my pocket as groundnuts and eat them. I was stunned to learn that rabbits actually re-eat them too.

If I was not born in Uganda, then I could have been born in DR Congo as a refugee or Scotland as a bastard.