When you are fired from work, create your own job!

The sun rises everyday; just pull the curtains aside and let its light shine in your room!

Friendship is like rain. When rain falls, collect water for the dry season!

Hearing voices is telepathy, not just a mental problem.

Besides snakes, vampire bats, dragons, rats, spiders, sharks and wolves, I believe cockroaches are also a symbol of Evil.

Why should I join Instagram, to like my own posts?

When she smiles or giggles at my jokes, I feel happy.

Light bulbs need a switch to glow.

Love is sweet at the beginning, then becomes bittersweet, then sour and finally tasty like wine.

Females can do anything males do but cannot make sperms.