Keep calm and drink water!

I made my vow not to join Instagram before Kanye said he does not fancy likes, "Put the Gram away!" He was not the reason but still made me feel right about my decision.

Unhappiness is when you covet what you do not possess instead of enjoying what you already have.

I started supporting Bayern Muenchen before Arsenal, but when they face each other, I drift more towards the latter.

Crying after losing a soccer final is what you do to opponents when you win; karma comes back around.

The curse of bedwetting forces you to test and find many ways of coping with it including waterproof macintosh bedspreads, alarms, bladder training plus more.

When the grass is low, the snakes will show.

Asking to be paid high rates drives away potential projects.

The Devil is not only a snake, wolf and dragon but also a cockroach.

I accept friend requests from everybody including witchdoctors and prostitutes so that I can tell them that "GOD is great" and "JESUS Christ is Lord".