The Funniest Lie I've ever heard is that GOD has no money, yet HE created everything. |
"A wiseman used to say: Money is not life; take it easy! Tell me that's not true..." - SKIP MARLEY |
Rest in peace to OTT (Over The Top) Tax! National Funeral in progress. |
What kind of father gives his son namungodi samosas yet he asked for peanut butter waffles? The one who knows that his son is allergic to peanuts and might go into anaphylactic shock. |
If you have nothing to eat, then fast! |
Why did Italy win Euro 2020 against England? Because it's coming to Rome. |
It's amazing that parrots can actually talk like humans. |
Korean is the Most Romantic Language! |
People worry about public opinion instead of making public opinion worry about them. |
If GOD can take care of you for 37 consecutive years, then how about one mere month? Give HIM all the glory! |