A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
James Reston

A Friend's love says: if you ever need anything, I'll be there. True Love says: You'll never need anything; I'll be there.

O Lord, help me not to despise or oppose what I do not understand

Broke my heart once, shame on you
Broke my heart twice, maybe I’m a fool
But if you break it a third time, you’ll end up in hospital

You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat
guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss
in the toilet and not on it.