When you told me you hated me...i was relieved because now i know im not the only one.

Some people have a way with words... while others.... erm... thingy

Remember it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b**chslap the mother f*#?er upside the head

Why are beautiful tears
Caused by torture and pain
We have so many fears
But it all stays the same

Pain doesnt hurt... when thats all you've ever felt

Of course they're naked..... jumping over fire fully clothed is far too dangerous

They've found something that can do the work of 10 men.....

a woman

If only i could give you my heart... piece by piece

Quitting smoking is easy... ive done it thousands of times...

Why is it at the end of every dream, even the most perfect ones, we always wake up?