If you love some one you would let them go, if they dont come back then there with me

Just tell your penis you couldnt play with him tonite because you were out getting stoned he'll understand

MASTERBATION

my anti drug

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?