I WISH I WAS THAT TEDDY BEAR THAT SAT UP ON YOUR...

I got an angel sent from the sky, I thanked you 4...

I WISJ I WAS THAT BAR OF SOAP FLOATING IN THE TUB...

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL FOR JACK TO LICK...
JACK RAN DOWN WITH A FROWN COZ JILLS A F***N...

I ASKED FOR A FLOWER, II GOT A BOUQUET
I ASKED FOR A MINUTE I GOT A DAY...

LOVE IS LIKE A LUMP OF GOLD,
HARD TO GET AND HARD TO HOLD...