BIG MAMMA'S COMING BACK TO TOWN...black as ever...horny as ever...and this time he got... game? I don't know...you always have to have three things when listing in my opinion.
-DavidT

Will you give this to him...and this time make sure he doesn't laugh at me? Like Tyler did.
-Danielle

She's back, she's not here.
-William

Try putting ice on it to keep the swelling down. Okay I'm going to shutup now because that sounded way too much like a mother thing to say.

My cat has OCD.
-Ben

Below the Mason-Dixon line we're all a little south of sanity.

Stop whining. You can't give up. This is who you are.

She walks alone
Everyone spits on her throne
All hail the Queen of Self-Inflicted Drama!!

I'm on my thirteenth wind.
-Joanna

I'm coughing, must mean I need a cigarette.
-JasonM