Nothing hurts me, except for pain.
-Cody

He likes it when Jay does it.
-Cody

We have a rage problem.
-Chris

He played football and was stupid. I know he still plays football, so I assume he is still stupid.
-Elliot

You'll dip it in mine, I'll dip it in yours. You dip in mine, I dip in yours.
-Stephen

I'm dangerous--to a box of jelly doughnuts--but dangerous!
-J.D.

I will ruin your ice cream.
-Amber

Gotta love that sleep deprivation.

I just want to go to the library and stare at the wall.
-John

That is so appropriate without being appropriate in any way.
-Z