Does each one of those exclamation marks represent a cut on your arm?

There's been a stabbing, you got a camera?
-Jason

I want to disect someone today!
-Chelsea

You're just like me, and I am you
So why do these mirror games make us confused?

Okay, I'm full. I've eaten enough for eight people...got any cookies?
-Ryan

It makes you want to open your mouth.
-Stephen

You made me laugh so hard, I had to crush my head up against something.
-Scott

My friends and I all ran for SGA, and we're trying to fix that.
-J.D.

I took the interview. They said, "No." They were afraid I would actually enforce the rules.
-J.D.

I'm a 300 lb black woman...on the inside.
-Jason