You're like best friends, seperated at birth.
-Cassie

People talk about brainwashing, but sometimes, I need a real good scrubbing.
-Mario

You're the reason I love
You're the reason I try
You are the reason I am still alive

Call the priest! 'Cause I don't think the ambulance can help me.
-Jay

Nothing hurts me, except for pain.
-Cody

I'm getting up in the middle of this flight. I've had four beers, I'm going to use the bathroom. I'm starting a revolution!
- Turner

I just scored, now I'm gonna play.
-Elliot

If somebody random comes up and says, "I'm gonna steal their bras." Just ignore them.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

Note to self: charge first, talk later.