Avoid looking stupid. Stick with BS.

Free love - with 5 proofs of purchase & a mail in rebate...
- Joanna's t-shirt

Your magic carpet ride gave me rug burn.

Circular logic: the kind with no loose ends.
-J.D.

Do you like plums?
I like plums.

In war, the villians may lose, but who can claim victory?

I'll see the silver lining in a mushroom cloud.

Below the Mason-Dixon line we're all a little south of sanity.

Stop whining. You can't give up. This is who you are.

She walks alone
Everyone spits on her throne
All hail the Queen of Self-Inflicted Drama!!