I'm on my thirteenth wind.
-Joanna

I'm coughing, must mean I need a cigarette.
-JasonM

It was a storybook romance, author Stephen King.

I'm the one being shot at! I don't have the luxury of looking at the big picture!
-Alex

I'm not on a sex line, I just advertise for them.
-Will

I heard, "Cum in my mouth," and no...THAT'S GROSS!!
-ChrisS

I can't concentrate without my tastebuds.
-Joei

Love is not free. Love is sacrifice.

Be naughty, but respectful.
-Sheikh

I'll be facing the storm in the same tradition of bravery that was held by those Frenchmen on the eastern fronts in Wold War II... I will be hiding in a bunker. Viva La Resistance!
-Z