I'm the one being shot at! I don't have the luxury of looking at the big picture!
-Alex

It was a storybook romance, author Stephen King.

I'm coughing, must mean I need a cigarette.
-JasonM

I'm on my thirteenth wind.
-Joanna

She walks alone
Everyone spits on her throne
All hail the Queen of Self-Inflicted Drama!!

Stop whining. You can't give up. This is who you are.

Below the Mason-Dixon line we're all a little south of sanity.

My cat has OCD.
-Ben

Try putting ice on it to keep the swelling down. Okay I'm going to shutup now because that sounded way too much like a mother thing to say.

She's back, she's not here.
-William