Will you give this to him...and this time make sure he doesn't laugh at me? Like Tyler did.
-Danielle

BIG MAMMA'S COMING BACK TO TOWN...black as ever...horny as ever...and this time he got... game? I don't know...you always have to have three things when listing in my opinion.
-DavidT

I'm pathetic, I'm clumsy, I'm sarcastic, and weird;
I'm a Girl,
Get used to it.

I don't have an agenda. I don't want you to give me anything, or do anything for me; when I speak, I say what I need to say and I'm not coating it with hidden messages or subtle hints. When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
-JonM

Rob was beating his sack when he broke his bottle!
-Justin

I don't have patience or time or grace or money. So if you will please observe the calendar, I believe "Do-Not-F----With-Me Season" has just started.
-JonM

It can be a pain to be so vain.

Death anxiety isn't a fear of the unknown, it is the fear of being unknown.

No moping. There will be plenty of time for moping when you're dead. Except from me, because I don't care.
-EricL

I don't know if I should be happy or wash my hands.
-Tas