When you start to pull your hair out
To keep from reaching for a knife
I'll laugh out loud once again proud
To say, "Welcome to my life"

"Well he certainly whines like a real director."
-from Urban Legends 2: Final Cut

There's probably a point when it's disrespectual to say "I told you so", but...
I did told you so.

I am only a teacher so I can read about pirates all day long.
-Ashleigh

I am that which grips the heart in fright
Beckons dark and silences the night

HOLY SHIT MAN YOUR BRAIN'S A GOLDFISH CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THAT SHIT??? You should probably get medication for that. I mean, brains only like to be all scaly and golden-glittery for so long...
-Kristie

I'm afraid you've been turning down my requests to hang out because you're afraid he's falling for me.

A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star.
-Tyree

"Light may never catch up to the dark, but when it does, light always conquers and overwhelms the darkness. But physics and morality go together about as well as science and the church."

"Your worst nightmares are my sickest desires."