It's not easy being gay in a fraternity. You have to show em who's boss.
-Eric

You don't take kids to Cabaret. Unless you want to. I'd take my kids to Cabaret.
-Stephen

That is so appropriate without being appropriate in any way.
-Z

I just want to go to the library and stare at the wall.
-John

Gotta love that sleep deprivation.

I will ruin your ice cream.
-Amber

I'm dangerous--to a box of jelly doughnuts--but dangerous!
-J.D.

You'll dip it in mine, I'll dip it in yours. You dip in mine, I dip in yours.
-Stephen

He played football and was stupid. I know he still plays football, so I assume he is still stupid.
-Elliot

We have a rage problem.
-Chris