He likes it when Jay does it.
-Cody

Nothing hurts me, except for pain.
-Cody

Call the priest! 'Cause I don't think the ambulance can help me.
-Jay

You're the reason I love
You're the reason I try
You are the reason I am still alive

Just like Adam Lazarra, there's no point to cutting you down, because the truth is, that I could slit your throat, and with your one last dying breath, you'd apologize for bleeding on my shirt.

That is so adorkable!

This obsession has had control too long, want to consummate all these thoughts unthought wrong.

You have live sheep and camels walking through your drive-thru nativity-? This is why I worship Satan.
-Alex

They thought we were mad at them because we stopped stalking them.
-Erin

I'm from a third world country! I haven't eaten in two weeks!
-Dino