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- Joanna's t-shirt

Avoid looking stupid. Stick with BS.

He has suffered brain damage. His d--- no longer works.
-Alex

A "C" means Completed.
-Kevin

Yes, I can change my pitches, and if that makes me fancilike, then I guess I'm fancilike.
-Krystal

I'm not lost. I'm just not sure where I'm going.

You have grave tombstones in your eyes.
-Carl

At Farhenheit 451 I make amends,
maybe still salvage what is left of a friend.

I'm so boring, I bore me.

I'm on the ground and me again.
-Norman