Don't yell. It's tacky.
-Rebecca

In war, the villians may lose, but who can claim victory?

I'll see the silver lining in a mushroom cloud.

Stick to the Hollywood standard
Or your film will never get made
Couldn't afford Harrison Ford
So we bought Dennis Quaid

I'll be facing the storm in the same tradition of bravery that was held by those Frenchmen on the eastern fronts in Wold War II... I will be hiding in a bunker. Viva La Resistance!
-Z

Be naughty, but respectful.
-Sheikh

Love is not free. Love is sacrifice.

I can't concentrate without my tastebuds.
-Joei

I heard, "Cum in my mouth," and no...THAT'S GROSS!!
-ChrisS

I'm not on a sex line, I just advertise for them.
-Will