Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men, who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it.

Sex is like computer programming, one mistake and you will have to support it for the rest of your life!

All the love that history knows
Is said to be in every rose,
Yet all the love that could be found in two,
Is less than what I feel for you…

A sartorial operation may be rendered useless by the opportune, judicious and prudent deployment of a singular suture.

(a stitch in time saves nine!)

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody yet!

Conserve water, bath with your girl-friend!

EXERCISE? I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!