Its those Ugg boots that make her feet so damn cuddly looking!

Her farting keeps me warm at night.

My sense of value is nothing, unless I am part
of something worthwhile to me.

D.E.M.-09

A lesson for a disturbed man is a cruel lesson
to learn.

D.E.M.-07

When the waiting is over the reward
best fits.

D.E.M.05

My darling it was the computer
generated e-mail that you answered
"yes" to, now I hope this virtual
relationship has virtually no end!

D.E.M.-05

She can type mom, and besides she
has a car AND a computer!

D.E.M.-05

Oh how quaint and how short a time
now that we are friends, lets meet!

D.E.M.-05 pokes at cyber

Life is a forever gamble-we may not
be participating in all facets of it.

D.E.M.-05

If two can't dance, then there is no Tango.

D.E.M.-05