I will kill you to love you

I love her, She hates me
I want her, She ignores me
I killed her, Shes............

90% of beign smart is knowing what your dumb at

I rather be a failure and be happy than be succesful and be sad

Why is it that every time man creates something great god gets all the credit but by the time something goes wrong we dont blame god but we are the ones responsible for it?

Stop reading this quote

How can you go to the bathroom and miss

Boy=I'm going to leave as a boy and come back as a man
Girl=Your lucky, I'm going to leave as a girl and come back as a man

Husband=I saw my wife kissing another guy
Friend=If it makes you feel any better, he is probably banging her right now

A not so smart guy meets his echo

Hello (hello)
Who goes there (who goes there)
Stop reapting what I'm saying (stop reapiting what im saying)
I'm stupid (your stupid)