You were the first one, You were the last one

To be great is to be misunderstood. Look at Pythagoras, Socrates, Jesus, Luther, Copernicus, Galileo, Newton and Ghandi.

Dont get mad at me becuase I'm prettier than you, blame god for making you ugly

It's not that nobody cares about you It's just that everybody likes everything else more than you

God likes to make us cry, he gives us life, love and freindship and then he takes it all away, just cuz he is mad. For example if you want to make a baby cry just give him a lolly pop and then take it away.

On all the freinds i have, your the first

Have you ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better.

8===D ~ ~ (())

It takes time, like 9 months to get the results

Dying is easy, comedy is hard

We put the F U back in FUN