Did you know theirs a book that shows you how to read a book

If god created weed and man created beer, who do you trust?

How can a blind person see their own dreams?

Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, cuz their is no one that told me that

Always be afraid on what you do, not on what you think

Try pulling the door if the door says pull

Brother=How do I look like? A bank.
Sister=No, I looks like this [I]

Jesus is coming, So act bussy

If you ever drop your keys in lava, man, let them go, there is no way your getting it back

Woman=If you hear closely, you might hear hims say "I'm not gay, I'm not gay"
(Voice out of nowhere)=I'm not gay, I'm not gay