We put the F U back in FUN |
Dying is easy, comedy is hard |
8===D ~ ~ (()) |
Have you ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better. |
On all the freinds i have, your the first |
God likes to make us cry, he gives us life, love and freindship and then he takes it all away, just cuz he is mad. For example if you want to make a baby cry just give him a lolly pop and then take it away. |
It's not that nobody cares about you It's just that everybody likes everything else more than you |
Dont get mad at me becuase I'm prettier than you, blame god for making you ugly |
To be great is to be misunderstood. Look at Pythagoras, Socrates, Jesus, Luther, Copernicus, Galileo, Newton and Ghandi. |
You were the first one, You were the last one |