How can a blind person see their own dreams?

Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, cuz their is no one that told me that

Fat people are hard to kidnap

We put the F U back in FUN

Dying is easy, comedy is hard

8===D ~ ~ (())

It takes time, like 9 months to get the results

Have you ever take a crap so big that your pants fit better.

On all the freinds i have, your the first

God likes to make us cry, he gives us life, love and freindship and then he takes it all away, just cuz he is mad. For example if you want to make a baby cry just give him a lolly pop and then take it away.

It's not that nobody cares about you It's just that everybody likes everything else more than you