Jesus is coming, So act bussy

If you ever drop your keys in lava, man, let them go, there is no way your getting it back

Woman=If you hear closely, you might hear hims say "I'm not gay, I'm not gay"
(Voice out of nowhere)=I'm not gay, I'm not gay

A not so smart guy meets his echo

Hello (hello)
Who goes there (who goes there)
Stop reapting what I'm saying (stop reapiting what im saying)
I'm stupid (your stupid)

Husband=I saw my wife kissing another guy
Friend=If it makes you feel any better, he is probably banging her right now

Boy=I'm going to leave as a boy and come back as a man
Girl=Your lucky, I'm going to leave as a girl and come back as a man

How can you go to the bathroom and miss

Stop reading this quote

Why is it that every time man creates something great god gets all the credit but by the time something goes wrong we dont blame god but we are the ones responsible for it?

I rather be a failure and be happy than be succesful and be sad