Quotes by Michel

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  • Hey I entered your name for the beauty contest this month. But they did not accept it. They said, 'Angels are not allowed!'

    14 years ago
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  • /\/'\/|\/'\|_________/\/'\/|\/'\| that's my heart beat, See that part in the middle, That's what happened when I stopped thinking about you.

    14 years ago
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  • Next to you is where I will always be. Until my eyes grow old and until they sleep, for the very last time.

    14 years ago
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  • A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
    "Mom, are these my brains?"

    "Not yet," she replied.

    17 years ago
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  • Love is that magical spark between two people that you hope won't start a fire and burn them both to death

    17 years ago
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  • You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me.

    17 years ago
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  • Love is like a box of chocolates, it's sweet, but I can only take so much before I puke.

    17 years ago
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  • When I want to die, I want to strangle my self in your soft hair. And when I want to die then, I'll suffocate in your sweet breasts. And when i want to die, I'll drown myself in your deep kiss.

    19 years ago
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  • You are the Rose amongst thorns in my garden..the Lily that blossoms in the lake that saddens..the cure for my heart when it hardens.

    19 years ago
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  • I've heard of a beautiful world..but have never seen it..until now..Right now..that i'm gazing into your dreamy beautiful eyes.

    19 years ago
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