Hey I entered your name for the beauty contest this month. But they did not accept it. They said, 'Angels are not allowed!'

/\/'\/|\/'\|_________/\/'\/|\/'\| that's my heart beat, See that part in the middle, That's what happened when I stopped thinking about you.

Next to you is where I will always be. Until my eyes grow old and until they sleep, for the very last time.

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom, are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

Love is that magical spark between two people that you hope won't start a fire and burn them both to death

You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me.

Love is like a box of chocolates, it's sweet, but I can only take so much before I puke.

When I want to die, I want to strangle my self in your soft hair. And when I want to die then, I'll suffocate in your sweet breasts. And when i want to die, I'll drown myself in your deep kiss.

You are the Rose amongst thorns in my garden..the Lily that blossoms in the lake that saddens..the cure for my heart when it hardens.

I've heard of a beautiful world..but have never seen it..until now..Right now..that i'm gazing into your dreamy beautiful eyes.