Are You a good Kisser? NO? Pay me for Lessons

A Man chases a Woman till She catches him. Think about it.

When a woman stops dancing to the beat her man, it's because she's listening to the beat of a different drummer.

Baby? If I were a Television, would you watch me?

Women are like cats, the less attention you give them, the more they want you. MEOOW!!

Each time I made my Lover cry, an Angel died and falled from Heaven

Today I was gonna kill the most sexiest person in the world, then I learnt there were laws against Suicide

I Love You More than Life itself..so If I Kill Myself..know that it was for YOU

I Love You More than Life itself..so If I Kill Myself..know that it was for YOU

I'M SORRY PPL THIS ISN'T REALLY A QUOTE BUT PLZ DUMB FVCKS WRITE UR QUOTES WITH PROPER DICTION AND SPELLING PLZ..SO PPL READING IT CAN ACTUALLY FVCKIN UNDERSTAND..JEEZ...FVCKIN LIL KIDZ..MORONS!