Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along...

-Movie Hitch

Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.
-- Chris Rock

Just remember, you gave up on me...

And It's at these moments that I realize..I miss you still.

If I thought I meant something to you..I would have stayed.

You were really something, and i'm gonna look back on this someday, like i am now, and wonder where we went wrong...

I'll be okay, cuz I'll have the time of my life drinking you away...

If i said that "I've never been happier"...it'd be a lie.