Find out who you are and do it on purpose
-Dolly Parton

L.ots
O.f
V.arious
E.motions

Any girl before me was a mistake,
Any girl after me is a downgrade...

Success is the best Revenge...

*my therapist said this to me and I just loved it*

Me (who is white) & my bf (who is black) got friendship braclets that were every color you could think of, and ppl kept asking why did you get ones that are so colorful and we simply say
"Bcuz love is color blind"

It's not about who's real
((To your Face))
It's about who stays real
((Behind your Back))

The truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the one worth suffering for....
-Bob Marley

Friend: is there a way to have a hangover without drinking or doing drugs?
me: yea, it's called being pregnant..
friend: oh, crap...

*actual conv with my friend (who's a girl). thought it was funny*

"A man without fear is a man without hope."
-Dare Devil

They call it PMS for a reason... Putting up with Mens Shit...