As all the girls love Johnny Depp
You say that you're in love with me...

Encased within my acting shell
Careful to deceive...

Life is going great-- but then
It's that time of month again...

If I could have a clone
I would upgrade her DNA...

Exploring the heart of a fetal pig
Past his ribs, his walls of protection...

If I had to say one thing
That really gets my goat...

I know you who you wanted me to be
And I'm sorry that I'm not her...

Remember when you were just a little boy
Crying when you broke your favourite toy...

Sometimes we may promise
To go see those far away...

Hidden beneath the velvet black
Of the butterfly\'s silky wings...

Up in Heaven another angel was needed
So, unfortunately, mine was claimed...

Today will be a great day
Nothing can go wrong...