There's an elephant in my room today,
I'm just trying real hard to ignore it...

Everyday she walks slowly to school,
To meet a million chanting faces...

I've been struck with the sudden realization
That I'm never going to live up to your...

A while ago you asked me a question,
About how I could care so much for you...

I woke up with a stomach ache
And noticed my hamster was dead...

You can ask me why I'm upset
But there's no way I'll admit it...

As all the girls love Johnny Depp
You say that you're in love with me...

The cocoon is finally ripening, Blondie
And soon you'll shed your shell...