Love doesn't make the world go round it just makes the ride worth while
by some old guy probley

Love me and I'll love you
hug me and I'll hug you too but
leave me alone
and I'll haunt you the rest of your life

Break my heart and it's seven years of bad luck but rub me each day and I'm good luck!!!!
(just made that up one day)

I'm more broke then a 1000 peice jigsaw puzzle :p (just said that one day lol)

Your all that and a bag of chips and I'm hungry :p

Tuck then zip,
not zip then tuck

*if you don't get this just think like a guy and a zipper and ur valuables lol*

Don't ride the brown eyed pony!!

*if you dont' get this ur a idiot but it's sayin don't be gay! lol*

If you want to slim down....
DROP THE BROWNIE!!

When you can't find ur balls...look in the closet!!

I think to much over you
my head hurts!!!
Stop my torment
bring me back to reality