A good friend will bail you out of jail. But, your best friend will be sitting right next to in jail saying, "Dang, that was awesome!"

Sex drugs rock and roll speed, weed, birth control, screw the panties buy a thong, party hard all night long, drink tequilla take a shot, bang the guy you think is hot, go to parties, stay out late... I'm from the class of 2008!

You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You fight, I fight. You jump off of a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your retarded a**!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid... but you're abusing the privilage!

Give a man a fish and you can feed Him for a day, but teach that same Man to use the internet and he won't Bother you for weeks!!!

Heavens afraid to take Me,
Hells afraid I'll take over!!!

Roses are Red
And they are Thorny
When I think of you Baby
I Get so.... Corny!!!! lol!!!

If you love me, set me free
if i come back, than our love is meant to be

Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go