Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go

If you love me, set me free
if i come back, than our love is meant to be

Roses are Red
And they are Thorny
When I think of you Baby
I Get so.... Corny!!!! lol!!!

Heavens afraid to take Me,
Hells afraid I'll take over!!!

Give a man a fish and you can feed Him for a day, but teach that same Man to use the internet and he won't Bother you for weeks!!!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid... but you're abusing the privilage!

You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You fight, I fight. You jump off of a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your retarded a**!

Sex drugs rock and roll speed, weed, birth control, screw the panties buy a thong, party hard all night long, drink tequilla take a shot, bang the guy you think is hot, go to parties, stay out late... I'm from the class of 2008!

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But, your best friend will be sitting right next to in jail saying, "Dang, that was awesome!"