~*once when we were drunk my friend prank called someone...he said

"Hi, Yes, I weuld like your catfish dinner and finest whine"

I almost pissed myself I was laughins so hard!

You say the glass is half empty, and I say "are you gonna finish that"

*Curiousity DID NOT kill the cat, it made the kittens ;)

* kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids

Trick me once
Shame on you!
Trick me twice
Shame on you again!
Trick me three times...
Well, Hell! CONGRATULATIONS!

Babies: an unfortunate side affect of boredom

Life is not short! life is the longest darn thing you'll ever have to do!

*.!~!.*somewhere theres someone who dreams of you smile.*.and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile.*.so when you are lonely remember its true.*.somebody somewhere is thinking of you*.!~!.*

...im gunna draw a picture...a picture with a twist...ill draw it with something sharp...ill draw it on my wrist...and as i paint this picture...a fountain will apear...and as this fountain flows so red...my pain will dissapear...

Sticks and stone may brake my bones but whips and chains excite me. Throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me! ;)

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
-Edgar Allen Poe