A friend started real low in life, But he worked very hard for years putting out a lot of effort, Being diligent, Applying himself, Did all he could and yesterday he called to tell me that he finally made it - To the bottom of the barrel

It is so easy for me to quite smoking
I had done it many times

I could always tell when my X-Wife told a Lie, Because her mouth moved

I had a Friend tell me that if he remembers right, He thinks that he faintly remember reading that the effects of Marijuana can cause memory loss

A bird in the hand is better then finding two hungry wolves in the bush

I do not fight fire with fire when I get mad ** I fight fire with inferno

At 70 years old there is one thing that my children call me that hurts and that is old man. Each time it reminds me of just how little time I may have left

I just throught that I almost forgot to remind you to remember to not let me forget to remember to be home by 5:pm

The First To See

I have often wondered about the thoughts in the minds of the first Black man and White man the first time they seen each other

Germany is known as The Fatherland

England is known as The Motherland

So is Babylon known as The Babyland ?