Should I tell you just how i feel?
or keep it locked away, pretend this isn't real...

I went down to the local with a mate or two,
last orders at 11, so we joined the clubbing...

Accusations, screams and lies.
Look at the Mother with greedy eyes...

Dear Father Christmas I've been such a good boy
Please will you bring me some lovely new toys...

Let's go and have lunch at Maccy D's
We'll get a burger with extra cheese...

My friend Georgie was feeling ill so i wrote this...
Georgie Porgie pudding n' pie...

Monkey Monkey in the tree
have you a spare banana for me...

You led me on you seemed so keen,
You were more beautiful, than all that I've seen...

So many weirdo's on the net
Who love people They've never met...