Lifes a b*t*h then you die so f**k the system lets get h*gh

Be nice to your kids they pick your nursing home

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shot them

I dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy ever minute of it

Seen it all, done it all, cant remember half of it

Bad cop, no donut

To Die Would Be An Awfully Big Adventure

Of course life is hard because death is easy

To love someone is a miracle, invisable to others