Stress is when you wake up screaming and relize you havent fallen asleep yet

On the other hand you have diffrent fingers

Few women admit there age, few men act theres

Im not as think as you drunk i am

Dont sweat the petty thing and dont pet the sweatty things lol- First Daughter

Penguins are taking over the world and lammas are going to save us.... my friends kat told me that

Do you believe in ducks

Do you dance with noodles?

Take me drunk im home