“I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”
-August Srindberg

“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”
-Ellen Degeneress

“Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!”
not mine

My positive outlook on life: we've been slowly dieing ever since we were born

My mother asked me what would make me feel better. i shrugged my shoulders, but in my head i thought, "die."

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."
-Elmo Philips

Maybe this world is another planets hell
-not mine

"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...just be an illusion."
-Javan

Suicide is the only law u can break w/o getting punished

"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral."
-Robert Orben