"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

"When you pee in a toilet, you wipe the seat; when you pee in the woods, you wipe your feet!".

U think ur bad u think ur cool u think u own me but then again i own u u play me behind my back but guess what thats ok bc i played u too mother f*#@!*