~**~ I won't move, I won't eat, I won't sleep until you see that your the one for me! ~**~

PLZ COMMENT!-lyssa

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

JESUS LOVES YOU...everybody else thinks you're an @$*hole.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much did you drink?

Please don't tell my Mama that I work on an oil rig... She thinks I'm a piano player in a wh*r*house.

Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.

mean but funny-lyssa

(D)Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.(D)

hehe, bad but funny-lyssa

Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard!!!!

hehe-lyssa

Mental anxiety, mental breakdowns, menstrual cramps, menopause... did you ever notice ALL womens' problems begin with men?

not mine-but VERY funny-lyssa